Favorite Fictional Bad Guys (and Gals)

A while ago, I wrote a post listing my ten favorite fictional characters.

Today, I thought I would list my 10 favorite “bad” characters. I put bad in quotes because some of these characters aren’t actually evil. They are simply narcissists. And in pulling everything they can into orbit around themselves, to serve themselves, they cause bad things to happen to good people.

Perhaps, that is how it is with all evil people. They actually aren’t evil. They’re simply narcissists doing their self-centered thing.

British criminologist F. Tennyson Jesse made the observation that all criminals have big egos. But murderers have the biggest egos. In other words, according to Mrs Jesse, bad folk are narcissists.

The question we have to ask ourselves is, does this make narcissists evil people? Well, I’ll leave that thorny issue for another post.

On to my favorite baddies.

The Indifferent

The one big baddy that should top every list, but I found tops no one’s list is Cthulhu.

Cthulhu, the invention of HP Lovecraft, is one of a host of superior interstellar beings who are the supreme embodiment of all that is evil.

In actuality, though, Cthulhu and his ilk aren’t evil. They are simply indifferent to our existence. As we are to ants. 

In Cthulhu’s world, we’re the ants.

However, that indifference comes across to us as evil. And since Cthulhu and his ilk dwarf us in every conceivable way, they are the baddest of the bad. As far as we are concerned.

The Narcissists

Some villains aren’t so much evil as they are simply self-absorbed individuals. No one matters to them, except for themselves, of course.

And three of my favorite fictional bad guys and gals are supreme narcissists, and it’s the fallout from their narcissism that causes bad things to happen to good people. And the not so good, as well.

Becky Sharp, from Vanity Fair by Thackeray, is a narcissistic con artist. Constantly striving for money and social position, she wreaks havoc and death on many who have dealings with her. She is not necessarily maliciously evil. She simply feels she is entitled to the good things she did not have as an orphan — and she is determined to get them at any and all cost, just shy of murder.

She, from H Rider Haggard’s book of the same name, is another narcissist who is perhaps a shade darker than Becky Sharp. After all, Ayesha, She’s real name, actually killed her lover out of jealousy many centuries ago in ancient Egypt. 

Then, discovering the key to living forever, she is waiting for his return. In the meantime, she rules the Amahaggar peoples with an iron fist. 

Ayesha is exceedingly vain and self-absorbed. And nothing stands in the way of her desire.

Alan Snyder, Proxy Governor of the Los Angeles Bloc in the post-apocalyptic world of the TV series Colony, is the consummate narcissist. He will do anything to advance himself or save his neck. He will help you. He will hurt you. It all depends on what he will get out of it. He is one of my all time favorite villains.

The Evil

There are bad guys and gals who are just plain evil. There is nothing demonstrably good about them. The ones below are among my favorites.

Professor James Moriarity, the Napoleon of crime, is the quintessential evil genius criminal mastermind. Cold and calculating, there is nothing good about him. Perhaps that is why he endures.

Hans Gruber, from the movie Die Hard, is a bad to the bone crook. From the beginning of the movie to the end, there is nothing redeemable about this guy. Even in death, he’s unrepentantly bad.

Count Dracula is another bad to the bone, super evil villain. Yet, is the count actually bad? Or is he just hungry? After all, the undead apparently do need to eat. We humans just happen to be what’s for supper. Nevertheless, there is something about the predator that the prey seem to think is evil. But it might just be a matter of perspective.

Miriam Blaylock, the focal point character of Whitley Strieber’s The Hunger, is not undead, but she is a vampire. She’s the last of a race of vampiric humanoids that are the natural predators of humans. In addition, they are the foundation of all of our myths and legends. 

She, too, must eat. Does that make her automatically evil? Perhaps not. 

However, she doesn’t lay to rest her lovers when they eventually age. Instead, she  locks their dried conscious husks into a chest. Sounds pretty nasty to me. That action is perhaps the height of narcissistic evil. She just can’t let them go. Even when they’re on the edge of death.

On the other hand, Conradin, from Saki’s tale “Sredni Vashtar”, doesn’t appear to be evil at all. That role goes to his cousin and guardian Mrs De Ropp. She is one controlling and overbearing person. She is smothering the sickly boy to death. 

But when Mrs De Ropp dies, seemingly in response to Conradin’s prayer, he shows no remorse and simply butters another slice of toast. That, my friends, is cold. And evil.

The final evil character on my list is O’Brien, from Orwell’s 1984. He is consummate evil. More so than Dracula, who’s just looking for lunch. Why? Because O’Brien is out to get people. All those guilty of wrong thinking. He is a member of the Inner Party and the Thought Police. 

When he captures Winston not toeing the party line, O’Brien tortures him to the point where he destroys Winston as a person. Unfortunately for Winston, he’s still breathing. Little more than a walking, talking stalk of celery. He might have been better off as Dracula’s guest.

There you have my list of favorite fictional baddies.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

 

CW Hawes is the author of the bestselling Death Wears a Crimson Hat; he’s also a playwright, screenwriter, fictioneer, and an award-winning poet. When not writing, he’s an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Fiction Is People

Fiction is all about people. At least good fiction is. That’s why good fiction stays with us. Why it’s memorable.

Theodore Sturgeon once said, “Good fiction is people. And people are people you know.” Which is probably the point of the old writing adage: write what you know.

It’s all fine and dandy for the writer to show off his or her knowledge about cars, or cooking, or stamp collecting, or orchids — but if those things don’t touch people, so what?

Of late, I’ve been watching Colombo. The lieutenant is a wonderfully drawn character, and certainly went a long way to contribute to the show’s popularity. What I find of even more interest, is that Colombo knows people. He knows what makes them tick. What is likely and unlikely behavior. He’s a shrink masquerading as a police officer in a rumpled raincoat.

Columbo is all about people: their greed, their habits. And how it is that in the end, who they are is what ultimately trips up their attempts to get away with murder.

Good fiction is about people, because without people there is no story. How can a story exist without people? Sure, we can substitute animals for people, but that’s just a camouflage. The story is still about people, and still tells us something about the human condition. It is as Ray Bradbury noted: create your characters (the people), let them do their thing — and there is the story.

There are writers who get hung up on plot. They have to detail each little action in the story. Too often, what gets lost along the way are the people in the story. And the reader knows it. The characters are flat, lifeless paper dolls.

Now some readers don’t care. They devour the story and move on to the next one. Those readers are kind of like junkies just looking for reading fix.

However, I think most readers want a quality reading experience. They want to read about people like themselves, or about people they would like to become, doing wonderful and amazing things.

Tarzan is memorable because he personifies the best in us and is ultimately someone who we’d like to be.

Rex Stout gave us the sedentary eccentric genius, Nero Wolfe, and the wisecracking man of action, Archie Goodwin. I find myself drawn to both of them, but particularly to Wolfe. Why? Because I would like to be the master of that brownstone. Good food, good books, the big globe, beautiful orchids. I’d just sub tea for the beer.

I can’t recall any story that I remember solely because of the plot. I do, though, remember many because of the characters. Bilbo Baggins. Hercule Poirot. Sherlock Holmes. Carnacki. Rona Dean (from RH Hale’s Church Mouse). Tony Price and Chris Allard (from Richard Schwindt’s two mystery series). Carol (from Steve Bargdill’s Banana Sandwich). The Zombie from Ben Willoughby’s The Undude. Tatsuya (from Crispian Thurlborn’s 01134). And more. So many more.

Fiction is all about people. Fiction is us.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

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