I’m a Whale!

I’m a whale and didn’t know it.

And you might be saying, “What is he talking about?”

Well, I’m a whale reader. And I turned into one in 2017.

Prior to 2017, I read less than 35 bucks a year. That is still a significant number considering that in 2016 only 35% of Americans read 11 or more books in a year. And by 2021, only 27% of Americans read 11 or more books in a year.

However, in 2017 I read 53 books and two dozen short stories. In 2018, I read 56 books and 37 short stories. And the trend has not slacked off. So far this year, I’ve read 67 novels and novellas and 25 novelettes and short stories.

So what is a whale?

The term comes from the casino industry. A whale is a person who is a big gambler. They either gamble very frequently or they spend a huge amount of money whenever they show up. It goes without saying, casinos love these folk because they bring in big bucks for the establishment. Casinos even reward whales with complementary stays in food and other benefits.

When it comes to books and reading, a whale reader is one who reads at least a book a week.

As to what constitutes a book, well, the definition is a bit loose.

Jacqui Murray, on her blog, Notes that even novelettes Count as books for the purpose of determining ones well book count. A novelette is that story between 7000 and 20,000 words. To my mind, that is cheating. But, hey, if it’s packaged as a”book” who am I to quibble?

Getting Books

Now being a book beluga is something of a problem. Namely, it can be an expensive hobby. So how do I find books on the cheap? And if possible free.

Aside from outfits such as Freebooksy, there are lots of places to get good quality books for free. My favorites are Project Gutenberg, Project Gutenberg Australia, and Faded Page.

There are tens of thousands of quality books on those sites that are no longer under copyright. Granted, they are older books; but what’s wrong with older books? Nothing. Nothing at all.

archive.org is another source of free reading. I got the entire run of the original Weird Tales magazine off Archive. That will keep me busy for quite a while. In addition to Weird Tales, I picked up digital copies of dozens of other pulp magazines for free.

Another way to get free reading is to become a beta reader. Many indie authors are looking for good beta readers. You get a free read and also help an author make his or her book better.

In addition to the free book route, there are also boxcar loads of books you can get on the cheap.

I don’t go to the theater and I don’t watch much on TV or the streaming services. I prefer to read.

So if I add up the cost of movie tickets and streaming services — I figure I can buy one heck of a lot of books for that amount of money.

So where can a person get books on the cheap?

Surprisingly, Kickstarter is an option. Support an author and then rake in all manner of free stuff via the stretch goals. I supported a Dean Wesley Smith campaign and for my $25 I got not only the books I “paid” for, but loads of free books and courses by means of the stretch goals that were unlocked. I got many hours of reading for cents on the page.

But quite honestly, books on the cheap are everywhere — if you keep your eyes open.

Garage/yard/estate sales are great places to get books cheap.

Wildside Press Megapacks are generally 99¢, sometimes less, and offer the reader loads of quality stories and novels. Most are older works, but some are newer. All are good.

Indie authors in Kindle Unlimited often run sales and you can pick up title for free or 99¢.

Just keep your eyes open.

So what do I read? A bit of most everything.

Science fiction, horror, mysteries, adventure, literary fiction, historical fiction, fantasy, post-apocalyptic, and the occasional non-fiction book.

Recently I burned through the Tamer and Star Justice series by Michael-Scott Earle.

I love short stories and am reading the King Kull series by Robert E Howard.

In fact, I’ve stockpiled so many books that if I didn’t buy another book, I’d have enough to last me for years before I’d run out. And that’s a good feeling. 

Are you a whale? If so, drop me a note in the comments below and let me know what and who you are reading.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

 

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Entertainment

Last week I talked about commercial fiction and mentioned that commercial fiction is “what most people want”. This week, I’d like to explore that notion a bit further.

Storytelling is, at base, entertainment. Fiction is merely the written extension of storytelling. Ever since human beings gathered around a fire at the end of the day, they’ve been telling each other stories. When writing was invented, the good stories were written down and thus fiction was born.

When I surveyed my mailing list subscribers not too long ago and asked why they read fiction, almost everyone who answered said it was to escape. We look for the excitement that’s lacking in our lives in the stories someone else wrote down about people with more exciting lives than our own.

H. Bedford-Jones perhaps put it best, when he wrote that the business of fiction “is simply to make its readers forget their troubles.” 

As a writer, let me confess right now that part of the reason I write is to vicariously experience the lives of the characters I create — lives far more exciting than my own.

And since I’m a reader as well, I’ll confess right now I read in order to vicariously experience things I never could in real life. I’m an armchair survivalist, adventurer, private investigator, monster hunter, you name it.

Romance novels are perhaps the best proof that fiction exists for entertainment. They are the ultimate in escapist literature. The romance novel, in all its forms, provides the reader with the perfect experience of love. We all desire to find Mr or Miss Right. And we can do so in the pages of a romance novel. When in reality we may not be so lucky.

But maybe you’re happily married, or happily settled in with your partner, and you have no need to dream about that perfect relationship. On the other hand, your job… Now that’s another story.

However, in the pages of a book, you can experience any job you want. Or you can do your job on Mars, or Delta Cygnus IV.

Don’t have a lot of money? You can in the pages of a book.

Fiction entertains us. It lets us escape from the humdrum. It lets us experience vicariously what we can’t experience in reality.

Being an avid reader and accumulator of books, I can look back and see how my interests have changed over the course of my life.

At one time dinosaurs were my passion. Then sailing ships. After that airships. I can see when my interests waxed, waned, and circled back to wax again. My science fiction and fantasy books date from when I was young. My mysteries from the 1980s. Horror, in all its various forms, goes back to my childhood, with a big upswing occurring in the 70s.

As of right now I mostly read mysteries, followed by horror. There is the occasional post-apocalyptic novel. Or space opera, or adventure story, or sea yarn. But when push comes to shove, I find myself reaching for that private eye novel, or that ghost story.

These are the stories that entertain me the most. They are the stories that provide me with a different and more exciting life.

And ten years from now? Who knows? I do know, so one thing. I’ll be reading something I find entertaining.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

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Commercial Fiction

Commercial fiction has existed ever since that first storyteller figured out he could get paid for telling stories. Paid on a regular basis, that is. That genius is lost to the mists of time, sad to say, but his legacy lives on.

The seeds of modern commercial fiction began in the 1700s with such money making gems as Pamela and Varney the Vampire. And continued into the 1800s, first with anonymous potboilers, such as those written by Louisa May Alcott, and stories from the pens of Poe, Dickens, and Trollope; and then on to the penny dreadfuls, the five-cent novels, and ten-cent novels of the later 1800s.

Commercial fiction blossomed in the 20th Century beginning in the 1920s and it continues unabated to this day.

So just exactly what is commercial fiction? H. Bedford-Jones (dubbed King of the Pulps) put it this way:

Look at magazine fiction. Has it any pretensions, any purpose, other than to entertain the reader? Absolutely none. A fiction magazine shuns in horror all propaganda, religious controversy, and boresome highbrow effusions. Its business is simply to make its readers forget their troubles and come again for more.

Edgar Rice Burroughs was even more straightforward:

No fiction is worth reading except for entertainment. If it entertains and is clean, it is good literature, or its kind. If it forms the habit of reading, in people who might not read otherwise, it is the best literature.

The bottom line is this: commercial fiction’s sole purpose is to entertain. And I would add — make money for the writer.

The writer of commercial fiction is an entertainer. No different than a singer, or a magician, or a carnival busker, or any sort of performer.

However, we writers aren’t told this. At least not by our English lit teachers in high school or college. And certainly not by creative writing professors.

Why? Well, the establishment only values what’s called literary fiction. That is, books and stories that have a message and are written with the message foremost in mind, not whether or not the story entertains. It may entertain, but that’s not its purpose.

Now the irony of this view lies in the fact that much so-called “literary” fiction was in its day commercial fiction.

One need go no further than Shakespeare. Bill did not sit down and write Hamlet or MacBeth or The Taming of the Shrew with the literary value of these stories in mind. He was writing to make a few quid to keep a roof over his head, food on the table, and to make sure his wife and mistress were happy.

Yet while making a buck, Bill wrote some great literature. Funny how that worked out.

Louisa May Alcott turned to writing anonymous potboilers to put food on the table and pay the rent because her head-in-the-clouds father, Bronson Alcott, didn’t have a clue as to how to support his family. Louisa May also wrote Little Women to keep the wolf from the door. The rest, as they say, is history.

Edgar Allan Poe wrote commercial fiction. He told stories for money. So did Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Rudyard Kipling, and H. Rider Haggard. And for that matter, so did J.K. Rowling.

Yet the academics, even for JKR, try their best to hide the filthy lucre aspect and dub the writings of those folks as great literature.

Even JRR Tolkien wasn’t trying to write great literature. He kind of thought of himself as this reincarnated Norse bard who was telling a story in the king’s great hall. And why did bards do that? To entertain their host as payment for a meal and a bed.

Robert E Howard wrote stories to make a buck. He was writing to entertain. In the process, he wrote some very fine literature. The same with Dickens, and Trollope, and Alcott, and Wells, and Dumas, and Verne, and most of the writers who wrote what is today called great literature.

I’ve been thinking about this distinction between literary fiction and commercial fiction, because of my interest in the writers who wrote for the pulp magazines. They wrote for money. They weren’t writing great literature. They were writing entertainment. Yet sometimes they did indeed write great literature, or at least fiction that came close to great literature.

One of the best statements on religious belief that I’ve read is in the second Tarzan novel. Who would’ve guessed?

H. Rider Haggard’s She was written as entertainment, but the story drives us to think about the purpose of life. And that is exactly what great literature is supposed to do.

Commercial fiction isn’t bad. It’s what most people want. So why shouldn’t someone write it for them?

Quite honestly, I mostly read commercial fiction. I think Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” is a fabulous story. So much is said by not saying anything. It’s a thought-provoking and memorable piece of fiction. But I’d much rather read Robert E Howard’s Solomon Kane stories. Why? Because they’re fun.

This exploration of mine into the writers of pulp fiction and the stories that they wrote has given me a lot to reflect on concerning my own path as a writer.

Given my present course, I see myself in a kind of fictional no man’s land. I’m not writing literary fiction and I’m not writing commercial fiction. As a result, I’m not making much money. And I do want to make money. At least enough to cover my expenses.

I’m not sure what the future will bring. How this exploration will affect my writing if it affects it at all. Because the actual writing is only one piece of the puzzle. There are also the other pieces: catchy titles, catchy cover art, catchy blurbs, effective marketing (both paid and unpaid). And who you know.

We can’t forget the who you know factor. If Mark Dawson, or Michael Anderle, or Agatha Frost, or Scott Pratt suddenly started promoting my books — why, my problems would be over.

All of the above, plays into the end result.

So I’m off to have a think. Not a heavy think. Just a let it simmer think. In the meantime, I’m going to have a cup of tea and read Ganbaru, written by Matthew Cormack, who’s one of my favorite post-apocalyptic writers. He entertains, and makes me think. What can be better than that?

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

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