Pipe Smoking in Fiction

While pipe smoking is not what it used to be, as is smoking tobacco in general, fictional pipe smokers (and their creators) abound.

There’s something about a pipe that conveys an image cigarettes, cigars, and not smoking simply doesn’t.

The Pipe Smoker

The pipe smoker is seen as a thinking man. A man of intelligence (Einstein was a pipe smoker). The pipe smoking man is not a rush about. His approach to problem solving is more measured and thought out.

Compared to the cigar and cigarette smoker, and also the non-smoker, the pipe smoker exudes the best qualities of a man. 

The greatest generation were in large part pipe smokers. Back when I was a kid, there were an estimated 30 million pipe smokers. Today that number has dwindled to 3 million. And men are in a crisis, being assaulted left and right by extreme feminism. Maybe men should man up and go back to pipe smoking. It is a thought.

Fictional Pipe Smokers

But on to fictional pipe smokers and their creators, which is the subject of today’s post.

Sherlock Holmes

Probably the most iconic of fictional pipe smokers is Sherlock Holmes. He was an inveterate pipe smoker. The Persian slipper filled with his shag cut tobacco. The dottle he collected to be smoked first thing in the morning (I have to say here, yuck!). And of course, the famous three–pipe problem (nicotine stimulates thinking).

Philip Marlowe

Philip Marlowe smoked a pipe, as did his creator Raymond Chandler. And Marlowe is one of the most iconic of hardboiled detectives. He was also a rather introspective man. Something that is part and parcel of being a pipe smoker.

Hobbits

Hobbits are known for their love of pipeweed, as well as their creator J.R.R. Tolkien. And did you ever notice that Tolkien’s world is largely a man’s world? Pipe smoking and the war against evil. Must be a man thing.

Huck Finn

Mark Twain loved smoking. For him, the pipe and the cigar were symbols of rebellion against the constraints of an oppressive and unfair society. Huck Finn is an iconoclast; and through him, Twain attacks the social conventions and repression of his day. And Huck Finn smoked a pipe.

My Fictional Pipe Smokers

In my own writing, most of my main characters smoke a pipe. Why? Because a man who smokes a pipe is a thinking man. A man who approaches life calmly and rationally. 

A pipe smoker is a meditative man. A man who contemplates and ponders the deep things of life.

Bill Arthur

Bill Arthur is such a man. He is the main character in my post-apocalyptic series The Rocheport Saga. 

Bill’s main goal is to use the knowledge we already have to prevent humanity from slipping back into the dark ages. He is an armchair philosopher, who reluctantly becomes a leader. 

Early on, Bill smokes Briggs Pipe Mixture: “When a feller needs a friend.” Because being the leader is often a lonely job. A pipe can however bring solace to a troubled soul. A pipe is sometimes a man’s best friend.

Harry Wright

Justinia Wright may smoke cigars at a rate to rival Sir Winston Churchill’s daily consumption, but her brother Harry is an occasional pipe smoker. He may not be the brains behind the detective agency, but he is the one who keeps it running.

Harry Thurgood

Harry Thurgood, the coffee shop owner in Magnolia Bluff, Texas, smokes a pipe. And I believe he’s the only smoker amongst the main characters in the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles series.

He is a man with a secret life that he wants to keep a secret. But he’s also a man who enjoys the finer things in life. And the pipe can make a man look very distinguished.

Dr. Rafe Bardon

Pierce Mostyn doesn’t smoke. But his boss, Dr. Rafe Bardon is a pipe smoker. Bardon is the general behind the lines directing the troops who will save the world from Cthulhu and his ilk.

For Myself

For myself, the creator of fictional heroes and heroines, I enjoy my pipe. Sitting out in the garage, with a mug of tea and my pipe, I contemplate life and spin yarns in my head. Sometimes, though, I just do nothing. After all, when one has the two best leaves on the planet, tea and tobacco, what more does one want? That is pure contentment.

The Brotherhood of the Pipe

The Brotherhood of the Pipe, both in fiction and the real world, is still alive and well. 

In my writing, as in Twain’s, pipe smoking is part of my rebellion against those elements of our government and our society that would squash our liberty because they think they know what’s best for us. 

Huck Finn thumbed his nose at all the do-gooders who would cheat us and take away our freedom. 

Huck smoked corn cob pipe. And I do, too.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

 

 

CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Who Killed Lilly Paine?

This Saturday, May 20th, the newest Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles book drops.

Who Killed Lilly Paine?
by
KD McNiven

And you can pre-order it right now on Amazon.

KD McNiven

McNiven is no stranger to Action-Adventure Thrillers, Police Procedural Thrillers, and Science Fiction Thrillers.

Now she adds the Mystery Thriller to her repertoire.

KD is one of three new additions to the Underground Authors. She brings experience and talent to the table, to give us a new look at the goings on in Magnolia Bluff, Texas.

What’s It All About?

Who Killed Lilly Paine? is the 13th book in the exciting multi-author Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles series.

The book revolves around two foci: the death of teenager Lilly Paine, and Deputy Detective Maddy Dawson’s re-acclimation to her home town of Magnolia Bluff. And neither one is going to be easy.

The murder is complex and the murderer elusive.

Maddy’s return home is more of an escape from a bad situation in her previous job in Nevada, than it is a joyous home coming.

During the course of the story, Maddy not only has to deal with her personal demons and self-doubts, but also the threats on her life as she slowly closes in on the killer.

Who Killed Lilly Paine? is an emotive thrill read, as well as a puzzler of a whodunit. A good addition to the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles.

Where Can You Get It?

Who Killed Lilly Paine? is on pre-order right now on Amazon. The book’s official launch date is May 20th. Reserve your copy today!

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

 

CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Worldbuilding and Magnolia Bluff

Worldbuilding

Worldbuilding is often seen as the exclusive purview of the fantasy and science fiction genres. After all, in those genres the writer is often literally building a world. Creating races of beings. And inventing all manner of things that don’t exist.

Yet, I’d submit that every writer of fiction, to a greater or lesser degree, engages in worldbuilding. After all, even the most real life setting is peopled with human beings the writer has created out of his head.

In addition, the writer may add buildings where none exist, or the reverse. He may create restaurants that have no correspondence to anything real. Yet there they exist in his “real life” setting. 

Just because a setting appears “real” doesn’t mean it actually is.

Nevertheless someone may protest, “But that’s not a world the writer is creating.”

And I counter with, “Why not?” 

The mystery writer’s world is just as made up as is the fantasy writer’s. Both worlds don’t actually exist. They’ve been built to meet the needs of the the story being told.

A Multi-Author Series

Back in 2021, I proposed to my fellow Underground Authors that we write a multi-author novel series.

We’d just published an outstanding short story collection, Beyond the Sea (get it on Amazon).

So why not go one further?

But what the heck is a multi-author novel series? Well, it’s like any other series of novels — except each book is written by a different writer.

Of course, in practice it’s not as simple as it sounds. It’s more along the lines of attempting to herd a clowder of cats. And that’s mostly due to the temperament of creative-type folks.

Nevertheless, once the idea caught fire with the Underground Authors it took hold and we had ourselves a raging creative prairie fire.

We set ground rules. And proceeded to create our world.

Magnolia Bluff

Out of thin air, we created the town of Magnolia Bluff and set it down in the beautiful Texas Hill Country. The town is very loosely taken from the actual town of Burnet, Texas. We also re-named Buchanan Lake to Burnet Reservoir. 

I found Texas state highway numbers no longer being used and used them create highways into and out of town.

We created lots of buildings and institutions, but most of all we created people. Because no town can exist without people.

Out of our imaginations, much like Athena springing from Zeus’s forehead fully dressed for battle, we created a pantheon of major and minor players.

There’s Harry Thurgood, owner of the Really Good Wood-Fired Coffee Shop, a man with a mysterious past.

There’s the Reverend Ember Cole, pastor of the Methodist Church, who also has a past she doesn’t want revealed.

Every town worth it’s salt has a newspaper. So our town has Graham Huston, owner and editor of the Magnolia Bluff Chronicle.

There’s also Bliss, who’s just passing through, but like a boomerang, keeps coming back.

There’s also vacationing Father Frank, JJ, and Jo.

Dr. Mike Kurelek is available to help people with their problems. He also teaches psychology at Burnet College.

What is a town without a library? And Magnolia Bluff has one. Caroline McCluskey is the head librarian.

And a  town can’t get by without law enforcement. So we have Police Chief Tommy Jager, Sheriff Buck Blanton, Police Investigator Reece Sovern, Conservation Officer Madison Jackson, and Judge Rutherford B Jones. All doing their duty to make Magnolia Bluff a safe place to live.

There are also those prodigal children who leave their home, sometimes for many years, but manage to find their way back. Blue Bonet is one of those.

But these aren’t the only people. There are 10,000 souls in our town, so there are a lot more folks for you to meet and greet. Not counting the funerals you might encounter while visiting. In fact, count on the funerals.

Each of the Underground Authors has his or her core characters. They are the “untouchables”. The rest of us may use them and abuse them, but we can’t kill them off.

We are now up to 12 writers. Twelve writers building one town, and its people, history, and traditions one book at a time.

Yes, sirree Bob. Worldbuilding at its finest.

Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles

Book 12, Only the Good Die Young by Cindy Davis, is on pre-order now. Pick up a copy and immerse yourself in the world of Magnolia Bluff. 

You can check out the series page on Amazon. There you will discover more immersion experiences in our wonderful Hill Country town.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

 

CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Interview with Harry Thurgood

Today, I have the honor to be talking with Harry Thurgood, Magnolia Bluff’s Man of Mystery. He’s the owner of the Really Good Wood-Fired Coffee Shop, in beautiful Magnolia Bluff, Texas.

So, without further ado, let’s get started.

CW: Welcome, Harry. Glad you can be with me here today on the blog.

HT: My pleasure, CW. Thanks for having me. Everyone likes free advertising.

CW: That they do. To start, just what, exactly, is wood-fired coffee?

HT: (chuckles) It’s how coffee used to be roasted, back in the 1800s. Before the invention of the gas-fired roaster.

CW: That’s it?

HT: That’s it. Of course, the type of wood used, how hot you get the fire, length of roasting time — all that has a part in the finished product.

CW: Thanks for clarifying that.

HT: I thought you would have known, being the creator—

CW: (I hold up my hand to cut him off.) No. I’m not the creator. I’m simply the amanuensis recording what happens. You, Ember, Reece, Scarlett, Mary Lou, and all the others, you all are telling the story.

HT: Amanuensis, eh? (Shrugs) Okay. Thanks for letting me know.

CW: You guys are the storytellers.

HT: (laughs) Okay.

CW: There are nine books chronicling the lives of the people in Magnolia Bluff, along with some unfortunate murders that take place. You show up in most of these books, so I’d like to find out more about you.

HT: Okay. Go ahead and ask. I’m not an open book. Man of Mystery, you know. But the covers open far enough so you can riffle the pages.

CW: All right, then. You want to keep your past in the past. (Harry nods.) Can you tell me why you decided to move to Magnolia Bluff?

HT: I was looking for a place far away from where I was, that was relatively quiet, and where I could just blend in.

CW: It doesn’t seem like you quite succeeded in doing that.

HT: Not quite. But I don’t regret moving to the town. That is where I met the love of my life.

CW: You’re referring to the Reverend Ember Cole.

HT: I am.

CW: How did you two meet?

HT: We both moved to Magnolia Bluff about the same time. I, to start my new life. She, to pastor the Methodist Church. One day, not long after I opened the coffee shop, in she walks. I thought the silent film star Louise Brooks had come back to life. And to my mind, Louise was the perfect It Girl.

CW: Swept you off your feet, in other words.

HT: She did. And just like Louise, she has “It”. But she also has so much more. She’s warm and caring, so very giving, funny.

CW: She’s the one.

HT: That she is.

CW: So now that you’ve found the love of your life, what’s next?

HT: I’d love for her to marry me. Are you sure you’re just the amanuensis?

CW: Very sure.

HT: Well, I’d love to marry Ember and just settle down to a very comfortable and quiet existence. But our town seems to be plagued with murders and that disrupts the tranquility. Makes life more complex than it needs to be.

CW: Reece Sovern and Mary Lou Fight, especially Mary Lou, seem to thrive on the excitement.

HT: Mary Lou definitely. Reece is just doing his job. I think he’d rather have nothing but boring days until he retires. Mary Lou, though, I think really needs to get a life.

CW: She probably thinks she has one.

HT: Probably does at that.

CW: Do you have any hobbies? Or things you are especially passionate about?

HT: I’m not an artist, but I appreciate fine art. It has the capacity to transport the soul to a better place than the here and now. And even though I’m not a musician, I enjoy fine music. Because it too has the ability to enrich the soul. As for hobbies, I’m not a sportsman. Although I do enjoy target shooting and the game of chess. Just the other night, I battled Capablanca. Lost, of course.

CW: I take it that was in a book.

HT: (smiling) Yes, his match with Lasker for World Champion. Although, with computers nowadays, you can play the greats.

CW: Very true. We’ll have to play a game or two sometime. 

HT: The internet is a wonderful invention.

CW: That it is. Do you have a favorite artist or composer?

HT: I love the paintings of Albert Bierstadt and Grant Wood. And I think the music of Arthur Foote and Sir Granville Bantock is just divine.

CW: I like those artists and composers as well. Such beauty.

HT: You sure you’re just the amanuensis?

CW: Yep. Aside from Ember, do you have any friends in Magnolia Bluff?

HT: I wouldn’t say I have any close friends in town. I do like Scarlett Hayden. She has an “I don’t care” attitude that I like. And I think she’s a very caring person at heart. And if it wasn’t for Ember, I think she and I might have eventually gotten together. I also like Graham Huston. He’s well read, pensive, and, like me, is trying to leave his past in the past. Elder Smythe and his wife are very nice people. I admire their simple lifestyle. And quite honestly, I like Reece Sovern. He’s a good man. Honorable.

CW: What’s the one thing you like most about living in Magnolia Bluff?

HT: It is a pretty little town in the middle of a gorgeous part of Texas. And I love the fact that it is quiet and peaceful. At least most days.

CW: Sounds like a great place to live.

HT: It is. Just keep looking behind you. (Gives me a questioning look.) Amanuensis, you say?

CW: I do. Thanks for talking with me today, Harry.

HT: My pleasure, CW.

 

And you can get in on all the Magnolia Bluff action by visiting the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles series page on Amazon. Nine books for your reading pleasure, and Book 10 comes out next week.

Comments are always welcome! And if you have a question for Harry Thurgood, drop it below in the comments section. 

Until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Final Vella Update

Yesterday, 30 January, the last episode of Tales Macabre and Arabesque went live. The collection of stories is now complete.

You can read my previous update here. I have nothing to add, other than I did get a 40 something dollar bonus for November.

The last locked episodes were read on November 30th. After that, I had a free episode read on December 12th. And that is it. All told, I received $.31 in royalties and $52.36 in bonuses.

For me, Vella is a bust. Sure, the 52 bucks and change was nice. But it won’t break the bank if I don’t get it.

One Vella author advised me to hang out on some of the Vella Facebook pages, where I could tell others about my project, and cross promote with other Vella authors.

And I could do that. But I have no desire to add more time on social media to my schedule. In fact, I have reduced my time to just a couple hours a week so I can focus on writing my next novel.

Attempts to get my mailing list subscribers and followers on Facebook and Twitter to go to Vella all failed. Perhaps due to my older audience. Vella being geared towards a younger smartphone dependent demographic.

All of which leads me to believe that Vella is a closed universe: like Chanillo, Wattpad, Writing.com, and the poetry forums I used to hang out on. And closed universes are difficult to get new people to join.

My other complaint about Vella, is that the romance writers have taken over. 

When I did a search for mystery stories, for example, I got romantic suspense, cozy romance mysteries, paranormal romance mysteries, and other equally non-satisfying results.

A search for horror got me monster romance, vampire romance, werewolf romance, shifter romance, and the list went on.

Very disappointing.

Vella was a nice try, but it’s not for me. I’ll continue to follow the couple authors I know there, but I won’t otherwise be reading or publishing on the platform.

I’ve also decided to unpublish Tales Macabre and Arabesque from Vella. Amazon will remove the story collection in a couple months.

So if you want to read some of my spooky and bizarre fiction for next to nothing (tokens are pretty cheap, and the Zon may even give you free ones) — head on over to Kindle Vella.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright; award-winning poet; and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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One Of My Favorites

With my own contribution to the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles, Death Wears A Crimson Hat, leading the way as the top sales getter of any book in my oeuvre since its publication in April, I thought I’d give a shoutout to my own Justinia Wright mystery series.

It is obvious readers enjoy mysteries, if sales of the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles is any indicator.

So, if you have read Death Wears A Crimson Hat and/or any of the other books in the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles, then I encourage you to take a trip to Minneapolis, Minnesota and spend some time with Tina and Harry Wright.

The Justinia Wright Private Investigator Mysteries are classic whodunits just like  many of the Magnolia Bluff stories.

If you enjoyed the sleuthing of Harry and Ember, or Graham Huston, or Caroline McCluskey, then you will enjoy the escapades of Tina and Harry Wright.

Each Justinia Wright mystery is a standalone. But since there are overarching character arcs, you may want to start at the beginning with Festival Of Death.

Or you might start with one of my favorites: But Jesus Never Wept.

Before I tell you why I like the book, let me share with you two reviews.

From Mark Scott Piper:

Great Characters, a Complex Plot, and Plenty of Surprises

But Jesus Never Wept is the third book in CW Hawes’s Justinia Wright Investigator Mysteries series. You don’t need to have read the first two to understand the characters and their steady and unsteady relationships. This one is a good read all on its own.

The title implies the focus of the novel may be about exploring the basic tenants of Christianity, but it’s not. Yes, there is an ongoing dialogue between the characters about whether Jesus ever existed in physical form, but this issue doesn’t carry the novel. In fact, the question of faith works more as a metaphor for examining and trying to understand what’s real and what’s not with the gory crimes and relentless criminals the characters must face. Like life, there are always questions here. And not all of them are answered by the end of the book.

The plot is at once intriguing and complex, and Hawes seamlessly mixes the basic murder investigation with an unexpected profusion of other themes and references including, the basics of the Christian religion, family dynamics, love relationships, high-end online prostitution, and the wrath and violence of the Yakuza crime syndicate. Not an easy task, but Hawes pulls it off with aplomb. And by telling the tale from Harry Wright’s point of view, Hawes provides some humor, even occasional sarcasm to the narrative. A nice touch, especially given the gruesome murders and constant threats from powerful enemies.

Hawes’s characters are memorable but never “average.” Justinia, Harry, Bea, and Cal all have their quirks and unique abilities. The relationships between all four have been established before in the series, and we can assume they develop further in this one. Even the minor characters and victims prove to be much more complex than they seem. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the bone-chilling weather in Minnesota. Dealing with the ice, snow, and painfully low temperatures colors the action and the attitude of the characters in the book.

The descriptions of the weather also help pull the reader into the novel, even those of us who’ve never been to Minnesota. That’s also true of the detailed descriptions of the many meals Justinia, Harry, and Bea share. Harry is a gourmet cook, and you’ll often feel the compelling desire to sit down with them and get a taste or two of his latest culinary delight.

Jesus Never Wept is a good read, and the skill and insights of Hawes turn the standard murder mystery plot into something more—and something better. Highly recommended.

And from Joseph A Congel:

Another GREAT, 5 STAR read! This series just keeps getting better!

This is the third book in the Justinia Wright Private Investigator series, and it is a top-notch addition to a top-notch series, written by a top-notch author. If you’ve been following the brother/sister PI team, you already know this series is rich in storyline and character development. If you are discovering the Wrights for the first time in this book, you will not be disappointed. However, treat yourself, and go back and read the first two books in this wonderful series.

In this installment, the author mixes religion, the Japanese mob, and high-end prostitution, and wraps it all up in a very engaging murder mystery. But what truly drives this story is the relationship between the main characters – Justinia, Harry, Bea, and Cal. The subplot of their lives is intertwined masterfully with the main plotline of the book, which is the mystery that needs to be solved. And although the idea of an intriguing mystery may have brought you here, the well thought-out, fun, realistic, characters is what will bring you back for more. A great murder mystery will make a great book, but a deeply developed cast of reoccurring characters is what makes a great series… and this is a great series.

I loved the first two books, and this one is no different. It’s why I bought the whole series. I look forward to seeing what the Wrights get themselves into between the pages of the next book. But don’t take my word for it, try them for yourself – just don’t be surprised if you become addicted.

Reviews like those two, really lift a writer. They are a light to illuminate the dark days that touch every storyteller.

So why do I like But Jesus Never Wept? I love the characters.

If I do not like the characters, then the book, movie, TV series, short story, or stage play are dead to me. It is as simple as that. I am there for the characters. And I love Tina and Harry. They are my children.

Characters aside, I also like the storyline in this novel. It touches on religion, something important in my life. The story also asks us what is of importance in our short lives. What’s life all about? Is love the answer? Or is it something else? Or maybe there is no answer.

As both Raymond Chandler and Erle Stanley Gardner noted, the murder mystery is the simplest of stories.

A kills B. The police think the killer is C, until the sleuth shows them the perpetrator is A.

The task of the writer is to use style to turn a very simple story into one that is not only complex, but beautifully satisfying; perhaps even elegant.

I think But Jesus Never Wept is a cut above. And I ask you to give it a try. Pick it up at Amazon.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Christmas with the Wrights: What the Readers Say

The stories in Christmas with the Wrights started out as gifts to my mailing list. If you want to get in on the fun, click or tap on this link: https://BookHip.com/BMNGDTB

When you do, the link will take you to BookFunnel, where you’ll get a free copy of Vampire House and Other Early Cases of Justinia Wright, PI (a $3.99 value), and join my mailing list. I’d love to see you at the party!

I’ll admit short stories are a hard sell for indie authors. And I don’t know why. They’re perfect for the person on the go.

Our schedules are busy. A short story can fill those odd moments of the day: waiting at the doctor’s office, commuting to work, lunch or coffee breaks. Or any other time when you are in between things.

I love short stories. A well-crafted short can be as satisfying an experience as a novel — only you get that experience of satisfaction faster. And more of them.

Christmas with the Wrights sees Tina and Harry dealing with 3 very different cases.

There’s Cordell Oscar Hellman, a conservative political pundit, who’s recreational morphine use has come to the attention of a vicious blackmailer.

Mrs. Solberg’s dope of a husband is being hoodwinked by the office minx and the Missus doesn’t like that one bit. But what can Tina do about it? She’ll have to get very creative.

Finally, there’s Emil Papenfuss. He’s homeless and a millionaire. Only he doesn’t know he’s millionaire. But Tina has to find him first before she can deliver the good news.

Three cases. Three chances to do a good deed. And with the inducement of three big, fat fees, and Harry’s help, Tina delivers the goods. But not without difficulty. A lot of difficulty.

So what do the readers say about all this? Let’s take a look.

If you like a story with fascinating characters and a good plot, as well as clever dialogue, check this one out.

That is a very satisfying review for an author to receive. Especially since it comes from another writer: Maryann Miller.

Here’s another review:

CW Hawes has done such a marvelous job of creating Justinia & Harry Wright, brother-and-sister sleuth team, that I keep coming back for more. I had just finished reading a story by this author when this Christmas book caught my eye. The characters were still in my head, and I decided to see what good deeds (hopefully) they might be up to during the Christmas season.

This book was as delightful as it promised to be … with three feel-good stories driven by Hawes’s exceptional characters of whom I’ve grown quite fond. The stories were great fun – the last one being my favorite.

Although this book offers Christmas cheer, it’s a great read for any time of the year, and again … just like the other books in this wonderful series.

Such a delightful review.

Fellow mystery writer, Joe Congel had this to say:

I have enjoyed CW Hawes’ Justinia Wright series for a long time, and this short story collection has arrived just in time for the holiday season. If you’ve followed the progression of the series, you’ll be delighted to know that the three stories in this volume have all the fun, mystery, and mayhem that you love in the full-length books. And if you’re new to the world of Minneapolis’ top private sleuth and her equally talented brother, Harry, then you are in for a real treat!

The stories are told through the eyes of Harry, which lends a bit of the whimsical to the narrative as Harry pulls no punches regarding his sister’s down falls as well as why she is the best PI for any client looking for justice in a cruel world. You can feel the love, trust, and admiration between the two characters as Hawes has done a superb job allowing the dialog to show the reader the tight, though somewhat flawed relationship between a brother and sister.

Hawes is a master of his craft, and these three tales pack a lot of surprise and intrigue inside each crisply written mystery. One of the things I like best about this collection is that even though the common thread throughout the book is that it’s the holiday season, these are not stories about Christmas mysteries, but rather good old fashion mysteries that happen to take place during Christmas time. It’s a wonderful blending of a magical time of year and the realization that mystery, bad decisions, and crime do not take a break during the holidays.

Do yourself a favor, and pour a cup of eggnog (spiked if you prefer), get cozy in front of the fireplace, and enjoy some of the best storytelling you’ll find between the pages of a book.

Now that is high praise, indeed — especially coming from a peer, who is no slouch when it comes to spinning an engaging yarn.

Richard Schwindt, another writer, who I think is one of the best storytellers writing today, wrote:

Christmas with the Wrights is the mature Hawes at the top of his form.

Now that comment is the best award I could have ever won.

Enjoy some Christmas cheer. Christmas with the Wrights is available from Amazon and is only 99¢. Which makes it the perfect stocking stuffer for that mystery reader on your list. As well as for yourself!

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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Christmas with the Wrights

It is no secret that Tina and Harry Wright are my favorite fictional children.

They first appeared in my life way back in 1982. It took 32 years for them to find their way out into the world.

Doing so first in Festival of Death, and then in Trio in Death-Sharp Minor.

To date, there are 22 investigative adventures featuring Tina and Harry. Over half of my total published output. Yes, indeed, my favorite children.

Christmas with the Wrights, which I published last year, is a collection of 2 novelettes and a short story, which I originally gave to my mailing list as Christmas presents.

The stories are delightful and suspense-filled tales that intertwine a good mystery with a bit of holiday cheer.

The book is only 99¢, which is a good deal for the the holidays. The perfect stocking stuffer. The book is available at Amazon.

Even more than the royalties, actually much more than the royalties, I love to get positive feedback from my readers. That can be in the form of reviews, emails, tweets, or Facebook posts.

That feedback lets me know I’m achieving my goal of giving good-value entertainment, making the reader’s life just a little bit better.

GP Gadbois posted the following review on Amazon:

CW Hawes captivated my attention with realistic plots. From the process in which Tina and Harry Wright choose a case right up until it’s solved. Every detail matters. The interaction between brother and sister, and all the other characters is also delightful. A great read.

Bri had this to say:

I enjoyed all three stories which were told by Harry, Justinia’s brother. His storytelling, the characters, and the jumbles they get themselves into made for a few laughs. 

I love these characters. The author has done a great job of bringing them to life in the stories, along with the setting. I felt the cold. The second story had me wondering how in the world Justinia was going to solve the case. 

The stories are quick, enjoyable reads. I highly recommend sitting down with Justinia and Harry at the little mansion on West Franklin in the Minneapple while she has a cigar and a glass of Madeira, and he plays online chess, and they work through the case and a bit of sibling rivalry. Justinia keeps secrets. 🙂

I laughed when I read the next review by night owl, but also felt good because they had a satisfying experience reading a short-form mystery.

I didn’t think he could do it.

When I heard this was an anthology of Justinia Wright stories, I didn’t believe the author could pull off the feat. After all, the other stories were full-length books. To take detective plots and fit them into a smaller format… I was wrong.

Nuff said?

Want some feel-good holiday cheer? Need a stocking stuffer for the mystery reader in your life? You can get it — for only 99¢ on Amazon.

Christmas with the Wrights. Not like any Christmas you’ve ever experienced.

Comments are always welcome! And until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

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The Detective Takes a Vacay

The mystery genre (I’m talking about the whodunit, not the thriller) is full of marvelous tropes.

The eccentric, and perhaps flawed, detective. The bumbling Watson, the detective’s assistant. The victim, about whom we often know little or nothing. The odd array of suspects. All of which, in the right hand, make for a delightful, often humorous, suspense-filled, literary puzzle. A game of page turning Clue.

One trope that is used quite often actually is that of the detective on vacation.

The sleuth taking up a case while not in his normal environment.

Poirot in Death on the Nile comes to mind. And Rex Stout, in Some Buried Caesar, had his agoraphobic detective, Nero Wolfe, at a rural county fair.

The detective on vacation, or sick leave, or a honeymoon, is like syncopation in music: it shakes things up for both writer and reader. 

We get to see our favorite detectives at work not in the environment they are used to, but in a place unfamiliar and often out of the ordinary.

The sleuth is out of his natural element, as it were, which allows us to see a different side of his, or her, personality.

Justinia Wright is something of a homebody. Yet in the short story “Sauerkraut Days”, we see her at a sauerkraut festival in small town Henderson, Minnesota, where the local sheriff asks her help in solving a murder.

Which Tina does in record time so she can participate in the sauerkraut eating contest.

Justinia Wright eating pounds of sauerkraut, who would have ever thought that?

In the newest addition to the Magnolia Bluff Crime Chronicles, You Won’t Know How… Or When by James R. Callan, Father Frank decides to take a vacation, the first in 4 years, and visit the Texas Hill Country and his friend, Father Lee, who is the priest at the Catholic Church in Magnolia Bluff.

All is well, for a few hours, at least, until Father Frank hears a man’s confession — a confession to commit murder. And the seal of the confessional pretty much prevents Father Frank from saying anything to anyone — including warning the intended victim.

Certainly no way to start a relaxing vacation sightseeing in the Texas Hill Country, is it?

I found the seal of the confessional a clever way to hamstring the amateur sleuth. To force him to use all of his wits to not only ferret out the wannabe killer, but also to protect the intended victim, while maintaining the sanctity of the sacrament and his vows.

Summer is vacation time. What better way to spend your vacation than to take a suspense-filled vicarious side trip and trip up a murderer? Come on. You know you want to.

You Won’t Know How… Or When is on pre-order right now for only 99¢. Don’t wait. The price goes up after the book launches on Friday, July 22nd. Get it now on Amazon.

And while you’re in Magnolia Bluff, take a side trip to Henderson, Minnesota and eat sauerkraut with Justinia Wright. Sauerkraut Days — only 99¢ on Amazon.

Comments are always welcome. And until next time, happy reading!

CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

 

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Not Alone

This past Friday morning, I was checking Author Central for new reviews and was surprised to see the most complementary review by Mark Scott Piper:

Great Characters, a Complex Plot, and Plenty of Surprises

But Jesus Never Wept is the third book in CW Hawes’s Justinia Wright Private Investigator Mysteries series. You don’t need to have read the first two to understand the characters and their steady and unsteady relationships. This one is a good read all on its own.

The title implies the focus of the novel may be about exploring the basic tenants of Christianity, but it’s not. Yes, there is an ongoing dialogue between the characters about whether Jesus ever existed in physical form, but this issue doesn’t carry the novel. In fact, the question of faith works more as a metaphor for examining and trying to understand what’s real and what’s not with the gory crimes and relentless criminals the characters must face. Like life, there are always questions here. And not all of them are answered by the end of the book.

The plot is at once intriguing and complex, and Hawes seamlessly mixes the basic murder investigation with an unexpected profusion of other themes and references including, the basics of the Christian religion, family dynamics, love relationships, high-end online prostitution, and the wrath and violence of the Yakuza crime syndicate. Not an easy task, but Hawes pulls it off with aplomb. And by telling the tale from Harry Wright’s point of view, Hawes provides some humor, even occasional sarcasm to the narrative. A nice touch, especially given the gruesome murders and constant threats from powerful enemies.

Hawes’s characters are memorable but never “average.” Justinia, Harry, Bea, and Cal all have their quirks and unique abilities. The relationships between all four have been established before in the series, and we can assume they develop further in this one. Even the minor characters and victims prove to be much more complex than they seem. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the bone-chilling weather in Minnesota. Dealing with the ice, snow, and painfully low temperatures colors the action and the attitude of the characters in the book.

The descriptions of the weather also help pull the reader into the novel, even those of us who’ve never been to Minnesota. That’s also true of the detailed descriptions of the many meals Justinia, Harry, and Bea share. Harry is a gourmet cook, and you’ll often feel the compelling desire to sit down with them and get a taste or two of his latest culinary delight.

Jesus Never Wept is a good read, and the skill and insights of Hawes turn the standard murder mystery plot into something more—and something better. Highly recommended.

Mr. Piper is a fellow author. I don’t know him, even though we do follow each other on Twitter.

I will say this: I was completely blown away by his review.

But Jesus Never Wept is one of my favorites in the Justinia Wright series. So to discover someone who appreciates the metaphors I put in the book was a delight. I’m not sure that my feet touched the floor all day.

Over the course of the 8 years I’ve been an independent author-publisher, I’ve seen a significant number of writers come and go.

I suspect most leave writing because they don’t strike it rich or get many, if any, accolades. A significant number of writers complain about the lack of support from family and friends in particular.

All I can say is — I hear you.

The arts are tough rows to hoe. As the song says, “One is the loneliest number”. 

Being any type of artist is usually a lonely affair.

If the only reason you, my fellow writers, are writing is to get money or accolades, then you are probably going to meet with disappointment.

The median income for all published authors, according to a 2018 survey by Authors Guild, was $6,080.

The median income for all published authors based solely on book-related activities was $3100.

I’ll tell you right now, I’d give my eye teeth to earn $3100 in royalties for one year. Nevertheless, to put that into perspective, that is 2 months rent and change.

As for support and accolades, I’d probably die from a heart attack if one of my family members or one of my friends told me they’d read a book of mine and liked it. They’d be much more likely to tell me what was wrong with it.

Yes, one is the loneliest number.

But we aren’t truly alone. Every one of us who puts pen to paper and then sends those books and stories out into the world — has an audience.

Our audience may be small.

It may be large.

Doesn’t matter.

What matters is that we do have an audience.

Sometimes we simply need to be patient and diligent so we can find each other.

I don’t know Mr. Piper. But I do hope to get to know him in the coming days, months, and years.

One may be the loneliest number. But the loneliness ends with two.

Comments are always welcome. And until next time, happy reading!

 

CW Hawes is a playwright, award-winning poet, and a fictioneer, with a bestselling novel. He’s also an armchair philosopher, political theorist, social commentator, and traveler. He loves a good cup of tea and agrees that everything’s better with pizza.

 

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